About Me
Name
Mallory mal·lor·ry [mah-lor-ree] French 1. Ill omened, mailed one, army counselor 2. Not Valerie, Ma Lory, Mal Roy, Marjorie, Melanie. I know everyone gets it wrong the first time they meet me, but come on! Mal Roy? Seriously?
Short Autobiography
- Age: 22
- Zodiac: Taurus and Ox
- Eyes: Green
- Hair: Curly auburn
- Status: 4 years with Rob
- Siblings: Younger sister
- Pets: 1 cat, 4 chickens, 5 gal fishtank, 20 gal fishtank
I’m really not good at writing this autobiographical stuff. I was born on May 1st in Florida to parents transplanted from California. Then 4 years and 6 months later my little sister was born. We grew up in an old house with many pets. Fishes, an iguana, chickens, a duck, cats, dogs, parakeets, dove, pigeons, quail, and finches came and went through our hearts. Never any rodents - my mom won’t have a pet in her house that would eat its own young. Speaking of my parents, they are crazy, absolutely crazy. They both teach Anatomy & Physiology at a college. My mom’s really crafty; painting, pottery, gardening, sewing and such. My dad’s really left-brained and literal.
Pre-school - I had a gang, we bullied other kids. Elementary school - one of my teachers thought I was psychotic because I never smiled. I was just introverted. Middle school - didn’t fit in with the cool kids, stopped caring and became myself. High school - few friends, abusive boyfriend, easy classes, hell. College - taught myself just about everything. I graduated from the University of Central Florida in December of 2008 with a Bachelor of Arts. I’m still undecided if I want to get my Master’s degree.
I have a boyfriend, Rob, of 4+ years. We met briefly at an anime convention. After talking online, we found out we went to the same college. We started going out at the beginning of the school year. Our anniversary is sometime in August; I can never remember the day. Maybe someday we’ll get married. He wants kids. I want pets. He makes me laugh all the time.
Random Things
- I can quote Gigi and Red Dragon.
- I have 3 offline journals.
- I hate monkeys. Hate them. Kill them all.
- I love my pet chickens.
- I live in Florida and love the flat. Mountains make me claustrophobic.
- The occult fascinates me, but makes me paranoid at night.
- Worldwide, 1 in 3 women will be abused in their lifetime.
- I’ve dreamed in code before. JavaScript makes the clouds move.
